You sleep. You rest when you can. Your labs are normal. The coffee is no longer doing what it promised.
This issue explains what is happening.
The tea bag broke and diffused throughout the water. The tea was technically still tea. The experience had changed.
You opened the granola bar quietly. The wrapper disagreed.
The cream filled doughnut almost had a complete backside blowout. Her nervous system treated this as a failed trust fall.
You took a little extra magnesium. The gastric warning from above arrived during traffic.
You reread the text message. The information remained unavailable.
You raced to the red light. The light was already red.
You attempted to be the best at exercise. The nervous system was not participating in the competition.
Your brain recently participated in its weekly ritual of the nocturnal purge. Several active files were affected.
The blueberries went rogue. Containment efforts were unsuccessful.
"For women who are exhausted, functioning anyway, and increasingly suspicious of advice that begins with 'have you tried.'"
Captivating Wellness — Issue 001
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